Xanax and Mom, An Auto-Signature Fail

My  pill’d up mom got a new cell phone yesterday.  (OH gawd no…)

Between the hours of 2-630am I received 17 blank texts from her on which she was apparently practicing changing her auto-signature.  It was “Nana” for the first few, then “Linda” on the next several, and then finally, just in case there was any confusion, she decided on “Nana- Linda.” (Yep. That’s a hyphen there.)

I haven’t responded. I don’t know anybody with a hyphen.

Update — 27-Jan-2011:  I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that as of TODAY,  Mom’s auto-signature reads:  “<NANA   LINDA    MOM>”